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[notapineapple]

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[shatteringfate]

And piss my entire family off? No thanks.

[He stops, letting himself be pulled back.]

Right. Don't take too long. [With whatever you plan on doing that is.]

[notapineapple]

Doesn't sound too bad to me.

[Also it seems everything you do pisses off your dad.]

I won't, I won't. Go get a drink.

I'M SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO REPLY TO

[shatteringfate]

I want him to like you, not ban you from showing up for family gatherings.

[Does Renji want to miss out on the monthly barbecue thing they do?

Giving his partner a small smile, Ichigo heads off to where everyone is waiting, bracing himself and hoping he doesn't give their little plan away. It's not easy when he keeps getting asked the same question as soon as he steps into the place.]

i guess i forgive you

[notapineapple]

Fine fine.

[He smiles back and waits a moment before entering the bar. Renji was really struggling not to give it away because he was so excited. But everyone was asking the pair of them if they were engaged.

And Renji just let out a heavy sigh.

Forcing everyone to look at Ichigo again.]

[shatteringfate]

[Ichigo is very, very good at ignoring stares and questions and just goes on pretending that everything is just like usual. No engagement, no special things, just another night at a bar with a bunch of nosy people.

Wait till a few drinks in and that attitude might just change.]

[notapineapple]

[People do start heading off at least, and Renji, trying not to get too drunk, heads over to Ichigo, and grins.]

Hey. C'mon. Y'done yet?

[shatteringfate]

[Look, unlike you, Ichigo takes his time with his drinks because he's not a frat boy. Still a lot more tipsy than he thought it would be since everyone had been plying him to get him to talk.]

M'be. Where we goin'?

[notapineapple]

To a bed. Y'need to rest.

[And not accidentally tell everyone they really are engaged.]

[shatteringfate]

Bed? [That sounds good. Bed sounds very good.

He stands with a nod and wobbles a bit.] Les'rest.

[notapineapple]

...Jeeze, how much did you drink tonight?

[Renji is pretty sober, so he can help Ichigo back to his place.]

[shatteringfate]

Enough!

[Just gonna cling to Renji as they walk, and as soon as they are out of everyone's sight, Ichigo straightens up and sighs.] Finally! I thought they were never gonna stop asking questions.

[..... so someone was acting drunk to get out answering.]

[notapineapple]

...Wait.... how the hell were you fakin' so well?!

[Renji thought you were actually drunk! He smacks Ichigo across the head for that.]

Fuckin' hell.

[shatteringfate]

O-Ow! [DON'T HIT HIM

Ichigo grumbles, rubbing where he'd been hit.]

I've been around enough drunks to know how to act like one.

[notapineapple]

Y'coulda texted me so I wasn't so damn worried.

[But he grumbles and keeps walking towards his place.]

Y'owe me.

[shatteringfate]

And have someone look over my shoulder while I did? No thanks.

[Would have blown the whole thing!!!

With a soft huff, he catches up and bumps his shoulder against Renji's.]

Are you really that mad?

[notapineapple]

...Nah, I'm good at fakin' it.

[He grins and waits until they're far enough away before he moves in and kisses him on the lips.]

I learned from the best.

[shatteringfate]

[He'll get his kiss in before Ichigo gives him a look.]

.......... mind telling me what else you fake then.

[Might want to tread carefully.]

[notapineapple]

Mmm... good at fakin' sick so I could sneak out with you.

[He moves to wrap his arm around him.]

Pretty good at fakin' being single so people didn't find out about us before you were ready. And hey, I faked bein' rejected, didn't I?

[What did you think he'd say?]

But I never faked bein' in love with you for a second since I knew.

[shatteringfate]

[The sick thing is a little much mostly because Renji is in a position where he shouldn't be doing that. The other two are far more acceptable, till Renji says that last thing. There's a blush now that Ichigo is going to try and fight.

Never going to admit he likes that sappy stuff. With a huff, he pulls the redhead closer to give him a kiss.]

I know. That's not something I think you could fake.

[notapineapple]

Wouldn't try.

[He grins and moves to grip onto his hand.]

Now, c'mon... let's go celebrate bein' engaged. Before everyone figures it out.

[shatteringfate]

[Celebrate? Not getting drunk drunk makes a lot more sense now.]

Lead the way.

[And walk faster.]

[notapineapple]

[When they get back to Renji's place, he moves to kiss him on the lips.]

I love you so much, Ichigo.

[shatteringfate]

[Ichigo returns the kiss with a smile now that they were alone.]

I love you too, Renji.

[notapineapple]

[He grins, pulling him closer.]

C'mon... let's go celebrate in bed.

[shatteringfate]

[Renji...]

Is that the only place where we can celebrate?

[He's joking, but seriously, no buildup?]