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To a bed. Y'need to rest.

[And not accidentally tell everyone they really are engaged.]

Bed? [That sounds good. Bed sounds very good.

He stands with a nod and wobbles a bit.] Les'rest.

...Jeeze, how much did you drink tonight?

[Renji is pretty sober, so he can help Ichigo back to his place.]

Enough!

[Just gonna cling to Renji as they walk, and as soon as they are out of everyone's sight, Ichigo straightens up and sighs.] Finally! I thought they were never gonna stop asking questions.

[..... so someone was acting drunk to get out answering.]

...Wait.... how the hell were you fakin' so well?!

[Renji thought you were actually drunk! He smacks Ichigo across the head for that.]

Fuckin' hell.

O-Ow! [DON'T HIT HIM

Ichigo grumbles, rubbing where he'd been hit.]

I've been around enough drunks to know how to act like one.

Y'coulda texted me so I wasn't so damn worried.

[But he grumbles and keeps walking towards his place.]

Y'owe me.

And have someone look over my shoulder while I did? No thanks.

[Would have blown the whole thing!!!

With a soft huff, he catches up and bumps his shoulder against Renji's.]

Are you really that mad?

...Nah, I'm good at fakin' it.

[He grins and waits until they're far enough away before he moves in and kisses him on the lips.]

I learned from the best.

[He'll get his kiss in before Ichigo gives him a look.]

.......... mind telling me what else you fake then.

[Might want to tread carefully.]

Mmm... good at fakin' sick so I could sneak out with you.

[He moves to wrap his arm around him.]

Pretty good at fakin' being single so people didn't find out about us before you were ready. And hey, I faked bein' rejected, didn't I?

[What did you think he'd say?]

But I never faked bein' in love with you for a second since I knew.

[The sick thing is a little much mostly because Renji is in a position where he shouldn't be doing that. The other two are far more acceptable, till Renji says that last thing. There's a blush now that Ichigo is going to try and fight.

Never going to admit he likes that sappy stuff. With a huff, he pulls the redhead closer to give him a kiss.]

I know. That's not something I think you could fake.

Wouldn't try.

[He grins and moves to grip onto his hand.]

Now, c'mon... let's go celebrate bein' engaged. Before everyone figures it out.

[Celebrate? Not getting drunk drunk makes a lot more sense now.]

Lead the way.

[And walk faster.]

[When they get back to Renji's place, he moves to kiss him on the lips.]

I love you so much, Ichigo.

[Ichigo returns the kiss with a smile now that they were alone.]

I love you too, Renji.

[He grins, pulling him closer.]

C'mon... let's go celebrate in bed.

[Renji...]

Is that the only place where we can celebrate?

[He's joking, but seriously, no buildup?]

Hey. How long has it been since we did it? C'mon.

[He leans on Ichigo.]

Please?

I-

[.........................

Okay can't even remember the last time.]

Fine. Let's go.

[Renji grinned and pulled him closer to the bedroom.]

That's what I thought.

[Giving him another kiss.]

[Returning the kiss and letting himself be pulled along.]

Do you have the day off tomorrow so we can sleep in?

Oh yeah.

[He grins, and pulls him in.]

Course, you gotta figure out something you'll do here when we get married.

Like I'll have a chance to pick. [He lets a soft snort out.] Rukia will try and get me to join her squad, and then there's her brother... Everyone else is gonna try and pick for me.

[Working with Rukia wouldn't be too bad, though. They work well together.]

...Eh?! Wait, working with me isn't your first choice?!

[Unbelievable! He's your husband to be and this is how you treat him. Dammit Ichigo.]

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OH GOD I THOUGHT I REPLIED TO THIS SOONER

IT'S OKAY I'LL WAIT FOREVER

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